1. Why did the barber win an award? Because he really knows how to make the cut!
2. How does a barber make phone calls? With his clipper dial!
3. Why did the man bring a ladder to the barber shop? To get a high and tight haircut!
4. What did the barber say to the man with a wild hairdo? "Looks like you've been cutting your own hair with a weed whacker!"
5. Why did the barber go to school? To brush up on his skills!